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The Bourne Valley Bollox 39 |
| The Hash Trash of the Bourne Valley Hash House Harriers |
| The Millennium Madness - Jointly organized with WorthyWinchester H3 | ||||||||||||
| Run 39 | The Bullington Cross Inn | Jan 3rd 2000 | Attendance 60 |
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| Our guest scribe, pulling no punches and talking a complete load of bollox this month, is Hampshire Man from Worthy Winchester H3 | ||||||||||||
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| I refer back to run 38 and Pearl ‘n’ Dean’s script about the buffet. Even though the Newburyites were missing, I still missed out on the sarnies on the 39th BVH3 at The Old Bulls Cross although Spike and Tash did the usual welcome for us and a very good pastry-based boofay was laid on. | ||||||||||||
| The weather was piss poor and the fact that Snowman actually took part in the rain was worthy of a mention in the circle. Oh did someone say WORTHY? Yes this was a joint run, but sorely missed apart from Florette getting her undercarriage caught on the wire, by several regular VW2H3 bods, who also missed the fact that New Years Day was the 750th of Worthy. Where were you wimps? Yes - stranded by drunken debauchery in remote parts of Hampshire, such as Otterbourne, Southdown, Andover, Ludgershall, Winchester and of course Edinburgh. | 
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Where’s my piece of coal Portia? Not that you’d know this was a Worthy joint effort as Clepto took over as usual and Heffer collected dues then buggered off. Where was he at the raffle?? and did Timekeeper get the funds for Worthy from the takings I wonder (Yes he bloody well did - Ed). We need all the cash we can lay our hands on to fund Clepto’s Nash Hash 2001 web page (Oh no you bloody well don’t - Ed) ......when we see it. | ||||||||||
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Mistress’s sticky finger took 12 pictures of the same group with Polly’s camera so she must be selling those to fund her and Clepto's lovely daughter Elsie B’s beer consumption (probably the fastest female drinker on the planet but unfortunately has never been to an Interhash - see photo of drink off with fastest male drinker Licks - NO CONTEST!) and how is it that Clepto never has film in his camera but Mistress can capture the whole bloody Hash 12 times. GBH spouted some very amusing poetry on behalf of Fruit’n’Nut for something and various sinners were brought to book by the on-form joint RAs, Hoggy, Mr Cuddles and the old git himself Hampshireman (your scribe today). |
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| The terrain is crap round this strangley successful venue really, its linear and thats all, especially when the Hare Piggyfront is an army man and got dispensation to use virgin MOD territory and then proceeded to lay several annoying zigzags through inpenetrable coppices, when all we wanted to do was get back to the pub and dry and drink off. BB managed to do the long trail and Cooperman nearly lost his kennel club name and became The Deerhunter. |  |
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After hundreds of minnelliums trying, Torchkiller finally got a decent raffle prize, that couldn’t have been a fix because the VCR was real. Over the past years, she has been seen on her Mopped, ridding the streets of Salisbury of doggy do’s since the first wonderful raffle. Clementine has some explaining to do back home about the naughty callender photos he was brandishing late on. Personally, from where I was stood standing they looked to be very nice views of the Bourne Valleys! |
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| Phantom will surely find some use for the tie and for Mistress (who claims to be a Scot) to claim a bottle of Malibu as a raffle prize is weird. (See table below for full list of prize winners) Pearl ‘n’ Dean was absent and that noisy wild thing was strangely missing from the day, something I couldn’t put my finger on, until I felt up Clepto’s red dress!! But there I go talking about BVH3 again............... | ||||||||||||
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so endeth another very successful hash at the Bullington Cross Inn which has already been
booked for the Bourne Valley H3 3rd birthday Run on 19th April 2000 (7pm) ..... so BE
THERE or, like Bicester, BE VERY STUPID and don’t be! ON ON Hampshire Man |
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Cheers!
Raffle Prize List |
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| Prize | Winner |
| Video Recorder (VCR) | Torchkiller |
| Baileys | Cunning Lingus |
| Whisky | La La Poppins |
| Malibu | Clepto |
| Wine | Parcel Force |
| Wine | Mistress |
| Sherry | Greenfly |
| Electric Toothbrush | Sloppy Seconds |
| Watch | Mr Cuddles |
| Polo Shirt | Hot Legs |
| Video | Barmaid |
| Video | Barman Steve |
| Linford Christie Book | Two Hands |
| Wine | Dave Hand |
| Tie | Phantom |
| Chocolates | PC Tackleberry |
| Chocolates | Chipendale |
| Naughty Calendar | Clementine |